Cockbag of the week #1 Bin Laden and his band of cowards

I bet that you can tell me exactly where you were on the morning of Sept. 11th, 2001.  I was enlisted in the Marine Corps, and we were in Twenty Nine Palms, Calif, doing a demolitions excercise.  Within hours of hearing what had happened, we were mobilized, and we were going to kick someone's ass.  Not sure who, but someone was definitely going to get their ass kicked.  At that particular time, we were called off, but those memories are forever etched in my head, as i'm sure yours are.  It turned out to be one of the worst days that any of us will ever experience as Americans.

So for their supreme cowardice and unyeilding stupidity, our inaugural Cockbag of the Week is none other than Osama Bin Laden.

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Bin Laden was born into wealth in Saudi Arabia in 1957.  Nothing was beyond his wealth.  He could have had all the caves and camels that his heart desired, but instead he decided to use his riches to wreak havoc on the rest of the world.  Commanding Al-Qaeda, Bin Laden and his band of clowns are responsible for the loss of thousands of innocent lives all around the world.  He honestly believed that his god wanted him to kill everyone that did not share his beliefs ... jackass. 

On that Sunday night this past May, when the president  went on television and shared with the world that Bin Laden had been dispatched, the world breathed a sigh of relief.  He caught two bullets in the face, and was then dumped in the ocean.  So their prince of jihad was reduced to a pile of shark excrement at the bottom of the sea.  I'm not sure how his 72 virgins are going to feel about the gaping holes in his face, so i'm pretty sure that he will have no virgins, and he will spend the rest of eternity getting gang raped by a band of well endowed demons.  At least he helped to feed the fish.  So R.I.P. Bin Laden (rest in pieces), you cockbag.

Check us out next Friday for our next installment of Cockbag of the Week.

Thanks for reading,

Zac

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