I awoke this morning, head pounding, back aching, and a children's television show blaring in the background. I ask myself if this is the kind of hell we must endure living as one of the left behind? I roll over to see my wife sleeping soundly, this is no shock to me, I never doubted she would be left behind, because of her inherently evil ways. I fix my coffee and go outside. No fire, no brimstone, just sun shining and birds chirping. I guess we were all left behind. I am a little dissapointed, I thought that I would for sure be killing zombies by now, but I have not spotted a single one. However, I will remain vigilant, ready to pounce on any undead that is intent on consuming my flesh. All jokes aside, Harold Camping really messed this one up. I read that he spent 117 million dollars of his own fortune advertising this so called end. Worse than that, he convinced millions of gullible people that don't have the money he does, to blow their life savings to do the same. Camping is 89 years old, his time on earth is numbered, but to cause mass hysteria such as he has is unforgivable. There are many low income families across the US that have ruined their finacial future because of this guy, I read reports of families not letting their kids leave the house this weekend, because Camping had convinced them of the forthcoming rapture. Camping and his company, www.familyradio.com, are nothing more than another radical religious sect that has terrorized our great country. I hope that you were lucky enough not to drink Camping's tainted Kool-Aid, me, I never liked Kool-Aid, and i'm going to wait this apocolypse out with a cold beer in my hand. So until next time, be prepared for zombies, be with the ones you love, and remember that beer beats Kool-Aid every time,
zac
www.mangledmind.com
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