Well, seeing how the world is supposed to end tommorrow, I wanted to take the time to share a few thoughts and feelings. Apparently the rapture is supposed to start at 6:00 pm tommorrow evening, according to Harold Camping. Camping is the one who has prognosticated this impending end of the world, spattering our countryside will billboards and signs, from California to North Carolina. I guess he is a twenty-first century Nostradamus of sorts. When asked if we were going to die on eastern standard or pacific time, Camping's website states that it will happen at 6:00 pm everywhere. God is going to let everyone enjoy one last half a day. This means that it will all go down starting in the middle of the Pacific ocean and moving its way east. Pretty fucked up that Iraq and Pakistan gets to live longer than me, because I would love to witness their demise on CNN. Oh well, maybe in another life. Sitting here staring at the clock, I realize I have less than 28 remaining hours, and I just bought a new case of beer, got work to do. So remember, spend time with the ones you love tonight, and make sure to have your steaks done tommorrow by 5:30. (Because it would piss me off if I were to die while they were still cooking.).So until next week,
zac
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